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    Math ain’t mathin


    Math ain’t mathin

    by seeebiscuit

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    1. ChopperChange on

      Welcome to the Republican party: Where stats are completely made up and the facts don’t matter.

    2. AngryBlackNerd on

      We were cooked as a country the moment getting a vaccine became political. Vaccines were fine until 2020, now people who never had an issue with them are not only against taking the Covid vaccine but all vaccines.

      They’re all independent thinkers who became anti-vax at the same time. Interesting.

    3. WarderWannabe on

      According to this idiot apparently 170 million Americans have died from COVID vaccines.

    5. HaraldWurlitzer on

      MAGA 2020: “Project Warpspeed! Trumps Vaccine! Trump cures the whole world! USA! USA!”

      MAGA 2025: “The Covid Shot killed trillions of people! Fuck you, Sleepy Joe!”

    6. gravitydefiant on

      Got a booster yesterday and do not appear to have died. But who knows, maybe this is hell.

    9. Texas_Sam2002 on

      I’ve gotten every Covid shot and booster I could. You can only imagine my chagrin at discovering that I’m now dead. /s

    11. Budget_Llama_Shoes on

      I might be dead and not even know it. I can’t afford to go to the doctor to find out.

    13. ginrumryeale on

      In the US 280 million people received at least one dose of the Covid vaccine. That’s 81% of the population.

    15. machuitzil on

      I’ve had like 8 boosters at this point. Pump it into my veins. I feel superhuman.

      If the vaccine has given me anything, it’s this profound insight and wisdom. I’m smarter than anyone who’s never been vaxxed because I know that I am not an epidemiologist.

      -for the mouth breathers, that’s a seven syllable word that means “expert”.

    16. ElPeroTonteria on

      I can tell you the very day I got that 1st vaccine

      It was the first week available, my hospital had sign up days. I could get in, first thing Wednesday (Mike Pence got his that Friday). It was a blizzard and took me almost 90 min to get to work but I wasn’t missing that opportunity bc I was seeing CV daily…

      Oh, not dead. Zero side effects. And propaganda is easy to spot… gfy

    18. tornado1950 on

      I have gotten every vaccination Covid, Flu, MMR etc. l receive a Covid booster every 6 months still here l think.🤔

    19. EatsOverTheSink on

      Luckiest guy in the world right here. I, and everybody I know, has gotten multiple covid shots and we’re all alive and well. No idea how we all beat those odds.

    20. cabnut613 on

      All 14 people in our Bronco watch party are vaccinated and received the booster shot are not dead yet. (2 are really old but still holding on)

    21. darlin133 on

      You know who is pissed they couldn’t get a booster before traveling? Me. You know why I couldn’t get one? RFk jr. and who got Covid? This guy. I want my boosters I don’t want Covid

    23. ryansgt on

      Family of 5 all have the vaccine. All alive and well, not regretting it at all.

      I did turn into a lizard person and have great 5g reception though.

    26. Distinct-Solution-99 on

      Got it. Don’t regret it. It’s why I’m still alive.

      I had a coworker whose dad died of Covid. She was so torn up about it but was still, somehow, an anti-vaxer.

    27. alien_pimp on

      As a vaccinated and boosted for Covid I can definitely confirm that I’m finally a 5G antena and also a zombie…

    28. FamousSquash on

      I got covid before my first vaccine. I’ve never been sick like that before, or since. The first week I felt like I was dying, and I was coughing my lungs out constantly the second week. After I got my shot and boosters, I caught covid again and it was MUCH more tolerable.

    29. Lanternkitten on

      I’m glad I got it. When I ended up getting omicron covid in December 2021/January 2022, it destroyed me. I was sick for over a month; it took until February for me to recover and at least one ER visit. Several doctor visits. That’s with the vaccine.

      Now, a right winger would take this and say the vaccine didn’t work. Me? I know what this means.

      This means that without the vaccine, *I would have died.*

      I’ve wanted to get boosters, but I don’t have insurance and they aren’t free for everyone anymore, so I’m out of luck. They’re too expensive.

    30. FragrantOpportunity3 on

      Well the next generation will have less magas since they’re not getting vaccines and the pregnant women won’t be taking Tylenol when they have a fever. So there’s that to look forward to. I’m over 65 and have had every covid vaccine available the last one being last month. I’m still alive and kicking and healthy. Of course I also don’t have implants fillers or any other plastic surgeries. 🙄

    31. LYossarian13 on

      They keep saying these things will kill me but I’ve had like 6 and it hasn’t happened yet. I’m very upset. Why isn’t this happening for me???

    32. MisteeLoo on

      Me. Gonna do this year’s booster soon. Haven’t missed a year. Not sure if I’m dead… maaaaybe??

    34. tlimbert65 on

      Everyone in my family has had every COVID shot we can get, we haven’t been sick, we’ve had no side effects, and we’re still alive.

    36. Tdk1984 on

      Whenever I get a booster shot, the next day I feel like I’m gonna die, but I’m still alive and kicking.

    40. Oirish-Oriley444 on

      I have had the vaccines and boosters since the vaccine hit the scene.. I’m alive and doing fine!! No residuals… no covid brain, no loss of taste. Honestly, I’m grateful for it 65 years old…

    42. MrPKitty on

      I was told I’d be alone forever now because the shot would make me sterile.

      To which I replied, Well I’m 58 so I’m not sure it matters.

    44. Patient_Character730 on

      I’ve gotten the Covid shot every year since they became available to the general public. I just got my Covid booster on Friday. Still alive and going strong. 💪

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